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Articles 7 Signs That You Masturbate Way Too Much And Are Addicted To It.

7 Signs That You Masturbate Way Too Much And Are Addicted To It.


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I'm going to cut to the chase here. You definitely already know what masturbation is and you know why you do it, really, you wouldn't be here reading this if you didn't. Whether there are added benefits to it isn't really our concern in this article. However, below is a compilation of common obvservations and signs that definitely prove that you are hopelessly addicted to masturbation.

7. You Don’t Even Need Porn To Do It! 


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Yes! You’re that addicted! Your imagination is more than enough for you to get things going. You've probably seen a vwhole lot of porn that you just sit back and relax while you playback evry tape in your head.

6. You Can’t Get It Up When It’s Time To Take A Dip. 

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You need to give your little boy a rest before he gets some action,or you can't even get into action mode at all..... EVER AGAIN!
 


9. You Have To Do It Everyday. 


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 No matter where you are, what situation you may are in, you just cannot resist playing with yourself. It's like it has a mind of it's own whispering to you wherever you go.

5. You Tried Stopping. And Failed. 

 
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 You tried abstaining but failed miserably. You were able to go days and weeks without giving in... But you eventually did and you're back again to the start. The fact that you had to abstain from masturbating is enough proof that you’re addicted.

4. It’s Affecting Your Life (Both Spiritual and Physical). 


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 Remember the time when you got late for office or pushed up some chore to do it quickly? If yes then you’re addicted. You're also going to have a problem if you cannot stop yourself from thinking about it, even when you're in a spiritual place or a burial.

3. You Are Thinking About It All The Time. 


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 At this point. You’re obsessed with it! No hope for you.



2. You’re Losing Hair. 


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 Excessive masturbation can lead to hair loss. Beware!

1. Stop It. Get Some Help. 


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Okay, You just need to STOP DOING IT ALREADY...




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